(B. Andersson / T. Rice / B. Ulvaeus) MOLOKOV FLORENCE BOTH THE RUSSIAN MOLOKOV THE RUSSIAN MOLOKOV ALL
After THE AMERICAN’s abrupt departure from the Opening Ceremony
We wish, no must, make our disgust at this abuse perfectly clear.
We’re here for chess – are the U.S.?
If so, why foul the atmosphere?
FLORENCE
I must protest – our delegation has a host of valid points to raise,
our player’s sporting attitude’s beyond all praise,
as any neutral would attest.
But we concede the fact his masters bend the rules is not a player’s fault –
we’ll overlook their crude political assault
and under protest will proceed.
MOLOKOV (simultaneously with FLORENCE’s speech above)
We wish, no must, make our disgust at this abuse perfectly clear.
We’re here for chess – are the U.S.?
How can you make such a claim?
MOLOKOV
If your man’s so sweet
then why his fighting talk?
If he’s not a cheat
then why on earth
did he go take a walk?
ARBITER
Point 17
No one‑way screen
will be allowed
in the hall
Why let him loose?
He’ll soon reduce
this great event
to a brawl
It’s very sad
to see the ancient and
distinguished game
that used to be
I am not surprised
he wanted fresher air
once he realized
there was no hope
of your lot playing fair.
How sad
to see
what used
to be
A model of decorum and tranquility
become like any other sport –
a battleground for rival ideologies
to slug it out with glee
Through the elegant yelling
of this compelling dispute
comes a ghastly suspicion
my opposition’s a fruit
FLORENCE
I don’t suppose you understand
the strain and pressure getting where he’s got
For then you’d simply call him highly‑strung and not
imply that he was one of those
We wish, no must, make our disgust
at this abuse perfectly clear
We’re here for chess – are the U.S.?
If so, why foul the atmosphere?
ARBITER
Point 23
The board will be
made in Sweden –
non‑aligned wood
But how can you
work for one who
treats you like dirt?
Pay must be good
FLORENCE
I’m not getting rich
My only interest
is in something which
gives me the chance
of working with the best
THE RUSSIAN
I can only say
I hope your dream comes true
till that far‑off day
I hope you cope
with helping number two
THE RUSSIAN AND FLORENCE
How sad
to see
It seems to us
there’s little point
in waiting here all night for his return
And since a peaceful match
is our sole concern
we won’t make an official fuss
In short we rise
above your guy’s
tantrums, dramas,
dirty tricks.
ARBITER
Point 31
No game begun
by noon goes on
After six
ARBITER AND MOLOKOV
It’s very sad
to see the ancient and
distinguished game
that used to be
A model of decorum and tranquility
become like any other sport –
a battleground for rival ideologies
to slug it out with glee.