(B. Andersson / B. Ulvaeus)

 

Everybody screamed
when I kissed the teacher
and they must have thought they dreamed
when I kissed the teacher
All my friends at school -
they had never seen the teacher blush
he looked like a fool
nearly petrified ‘cos he was

Taken by surprise
when I kissed the teacher
Couldn’t quite believe his eyes
when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
as I held my breath
the world stood still
but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven
when I kissed the teacher

One of these days
gonna tell him I dream
of him every night
One of these days
gonna show him I care
gonna teach him a lesson alright

I was in a trance
when I kissed the teacher
Suddenly I took the chance
when I kissed the teacher
Leaning over me
he was trying to explain
the laws of geometry
and I couldn’t help it
I just had to kiss the teacher

One of these days…
 
What a crazy day
when I kissed the teacher
All my sense had flown away
when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
as I held my breath
the world stood still
but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven
when I kissed the teacher